Last night, NakedSword broadcast the first-ever live-streamed episode of The Tim & Roma Show Live and if you missed it, your really missed out: It was a ton of fun! Although guest star Brent Corrigan was a no-show (he tweeted in that allegedly the TSA stopped him from getting on his plane because some of his Folsom Street Fair gear — specifically a pair of Alexander McQueen brass knuckles — were too dangerous to fly with), hosts Tim Valenti and Sister Roma pulled it all off without a hitch.

The other guest stars — Ryan Rose, Trenton Ducati, and Boomer Banks — more than make up for it, and there were lots of porn stars in the studio audience including new Falcon exclusive Johnny V, Ducati Models exclusive David Benjamin, Sean Zevran, Blue Bailey and lots of other nameless hotties in town for the Folsom Street Fair making for a steamy, fun and irreverent half-hour that, in my opinion, was way more fun than most stuff on TV these days.

The full episode will be archived on NakedSword next week, but until then check out a photo gallery after the jump …

Penis Enlargement: Admit it, we’ve all thought about it. I mean, who wouldn’t want a few extra inches? In the case of a “Micah” (not his real name), he wishes he never did. In an interview with Vice, he suggests it maybe wasn’t the best decision he’s ever made.

Now he’s stuck a problem that most guys probably dream about: The 45-year-old has a 9″ long, 3″ wide, 7-9.5 lb. penis that “makes sex more difficult (though not impossible).” And he’s got to pee sitting down to avoid “strange looks when he uses urinals.”

VICE: The first time I saw you, I immediately noticed your gigantic bulge. Why did you enlarge your penis with silicone injections?
Micha: That’s kind of a long story. I think the whole thing started 20 years ago when I got a penis pump as a present. I was way too curious not to try it out. First, I tried it secretly for myself. But then it happened that I went out pumped up. And I realized that it was a good feeling.

What was the next step after pumping?
The next step for me was saline injections—injecting a sterile, isotonic sodium chloride solution.

And when did you decide to make that next step from saline to silicone?
In the end, it took several years. The whole thing was a process. Over the course of a few years, I’ve had silicone injected into both my penis and scrotum. At the moment, I have four procedures behind me.

How does your penis affect your sex life?
After you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it.

You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play. I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.

How big is too big? I guess we finally have our answer. Watch the full documentary about Micah and his Giant Penis “Monster Meat” (make sure you have subtitles turned on):

Read the full interview with “Micah” at Vice.

And if you’re wondering, here’s what his massive penis looks like (from behind, at least):

How long do you hold onto your sex toys? I feel like latex dildos — especially the “flesh” colored ones — definitely have a very limited shelf-life: after a while, they start to turn strange colors and smell funny. I had a Fleshjack that I threw out after using exactly once because I couldn’t figure out how to properly clean it.

Maybe they “just don’t make ‘em like they used to” because although this one looks like a phallic-shaped turd, apparently a significant archaeological discovery, seems to have held up pretty well, all things considered. This 250-year-old dildo was found in a latrine the Polish city of Gdańsk along with some other antiquities.

Would you sit on it?

Polish archaeologists digging an ancient latrine in the Baltic city of Gdańsk have stumbled upon a 250-year-old sex toy.

The phallic object is “large, thick, made of leather filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip,” the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk said in a press release.

Dating from the second half of the 1700s, the artificial penis was found “preserved in excellent condition.”

According to the archaeologists, it was mistakenly dropped in the toilet by the person who was using it.

“It was certainly expensive. Cleaning revealed it was made of high quality leather,” Marcin Tymiński at the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments said in an interview with Radio Gdańsk.

“This is an extraordinary find for people researching the history of erotica,” he added.

Other objects found in the latrine include fragments of pottery and jewellery. Several remains of wooden swords found nearby suggest the site was a fencing school.

The 18th-century sex toy has now been taken away for “maintenance,” the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments said.

Image: The 18th century sex toy unearthed in the Polish latrine. Credit: Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments.

(Via Discovery News)

Perhaps inspired by this man’s dramatic penis enlargement a 24-year-old man from the U.K. let his friend inject hot Vaseline into his penis in hopes it would make it bigger. Not surprisingly, it didn’t. Instead, he was left with a broken penis.

Feeling self-conscious about the size of his penis, Szilveszter was convinced by a friend that it was common practice to insert hot Vaseline into his willy, which left it painful, lumpy and misshapen.

“I was talking to my friend about wanting to lose weight so my penis would look bigger when he replied, ‘You don’t need to lose weight -– I can help you.'”

After his friend gave him the injections, Szilveszter, a dad of one, was thrilled. But a few months later problems began.

“It was painful and bleeding. I went to my GP, but he said he couldn’t help me. Szilveszter was devastated. His willy was too sore and inflamed to get an erection.

“It hurt so much I had to stop having sex with my wife. It was the worst mistake of my life.”

Szilveszter feared he and his wife would never be able to have more children, and that he’d end up losing his family.

Szilveszter sought out “plastic-surgeon-to-the-stars” Dr Vik Vijh, who has made a name for himself in the England for fixing botched surgeries like this. But even he found Szilveszter’s case challenge:

“I’ve been doing plastic surgery for 20 years and I’ve never seen this,” he says. “There were large, hard, tender lumps where the body had formed scar tissue around the petroleum jelly. The foreskin was 15 times as swollen as it should be.”

It was the first time Dr Vijh had ever performed such a corrective op, which involved skinning the penis like a banana, removing the lumps, then stitching it back up:

“To fix Szilveszter’s problem, the penis had to be skinned like a banana”

Szilveszter was terrified, but, incredibly, the op was a success, and he’s regained his sex life

This story has a happy ending.; Dr Vijh did some miracle work and got Szilveszter’s peen working again:

“My wife is very happy and I am happy,” he grins. “We both want another baby.”

(Story via Mirror.Co.Uk, from a show airing on TLC called “Extreme Beauty Disasters”)

According to a recent issue of Star Magazine, Brad Pitt is bisexual, and likes to hook up with “guys on the side” that he hires off Rentboy. And he hired Cameron Fox off Rentboy once, but then turned him down (and gave him $1,000) when he got to his room.

From Star:

Hollywood insider Hesham “Sham” Ibrahim, who has been a long-time traveler with the same social circles as Brad and Angelina, exclusively told Star, “I don’t want to define Brad Pitt’s sexuality, but whatever it is, he’s into guys.” And his sexuality with men isn’t a new thing. Sham told Star that Brad’s bisexuality has been going on for close to 10 years and even spoke about two of his male hookups. Cameron Fox, who did adult films and was an all-American looking adult-film actor, was contacted by Brad on a website called RentBoy.com nearly a decade ago. The two were supposed to meet at a hotel in Monterey, California. “When [Cameron] got there, an assistant met him in the lobby and took him to a room. Sure enough, there was Brad Pitt,” Sham tells Star. “Brad took one look at him, gave him a thousand dollars and asked him to leave. Cameron wasn’t as attractive as he appeared to be in his pictures. I guess Brad has picky taste.”
(via Instinct)

The story has a lot of details. But it’s also convenient that their source would pick gay porn star Cameron Fox, who died last year and can’t confirm or deny the story. I heard of lots of celebrities hiring gay porn stars (and for $1,000 I’ll be glad to name some names off the record), but I never heard Pitt’s name come up, or Fox’s (who lived in Atlanta anyway).

Mickey Taylor signing his exclusive contract at the NS office today

On the heels of an exciting, award-winning Grabby/IML weekend in Chicago, NakedSword signed U.K.-based porn star Mickey Taylor to a one-year contract, joining Killian James and Bray Love as their current stable of exclusives. Hailing from Manchester (just like Morrissey!), Taylor filmed his first scene for NS with Bray Love yesterday, for an upcoming installment of their Hooker Stories series. Today he’s rumored to have filmed a threeway with Bray and Falcon Exclusive Sebastian Cross. Here’s Mickey goofing around on set Sebastian and Element Eclipse from earlier today:

Antics @SebastianKross pic.twitter.com/nOz8gQGgUF

— Mickey Taylor (@MickeyTOfficial) May 28, 2015

An accomplished fashion model and singer, the heavily tattooed young stud has filmed with Cockyboys, Boynapped, and a few other UK-based studios. You can read an exclusive interview with Taylor over on our sister site TheSword. 

Time to put on some dang clothes pic.twitter.com/ydxVQRimnO — Mickey Taylor (@MickeyTOfficial) May 21, 2015

Dancing at Charlie’s and partying with @pablohernandez7 who fyi is incredibly sweet pic.twitter.com/JXplaVlYuH

— Mickey Taylor (@MickeyTOfficial) May 24, 2015

Wherever I am in the world I take this guy with me so I always have a piece off home with me pic.twitter.com/zPpbkm20co — Mickey Taylor (@MickeyTOfficial) May 21, 2015

Good morning ya’ll pic.twitter.com/9ge6oOksrJ

— Mickey Taylor (@MickeyTOfficial) May 17, 2015

Free hardcore clips of Mickey Taylor in action:

Mickey bottoms for Caleb King on CockyBoys:

Jack Green fucks Mickey on Boynapped.com:

Mickey Cums Twice Topping Alex Silvers on Boynapped:

Mickey and Darius Ferdynand Flip-Flop:

MORE MICKEY TAYLOR:

Mickey’s Tumblr
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Mickey’s scenes for CockyBoys

Whether you catch a glimpse of a guy changing in the locker room, or the old man taking a piss in the urinal next to you, there are lots of opportunities to see a penis in a day. Frankly, it’s not always that exciting. Even when they’re attached to a celebrity, or a porn star, or one of the biggest sports stars in the world.

(via, the internet)

Spotted on the sleaze-tastic bars The End Up and Powerhouse, apparently Andy Cohen is always down to pose for a selfie, even if he’s in backroom. John seems a bit more into his phone. (Apparently they were in town for some sort of Grateful Dead reunion show?)

(Via Twitter)

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs accidentally posted a naked photo on Instagram which he quickly deleted. Clearly he meant to send it to someone as a direct message but posted it to his stream instead. The media just loved a celebrity nude, so everyone jumped on the story — posting screen-grabs of the image and essentially slut-shaming Marc for accidentally showing the world the side of his ass and the tip of his dick.

The irony of it all is that ever since Marc started working out and transformed his body a few years ago, he hasn’t exactly been shy about showing it off. In fact, I’m sure he’s the type of guy that if you asked him to show you his ass, he would gladly oblige. He’s dated two porn stars (the porn star formerly known as Harry Louis and bareback star Jason Preston), and he even posed (mostly) naked in a perfume ad and on the cover of Out Magazine:

So, really, what’s the big deal? If he hadn’t deleted the photo, no one would have cared, probably. Plus, it’s not like he’s not even showing us his hole or hard-on or anything in the pic. Marc looks great. So … good for him. If someone has a pic of his hard-on, send it along … otherwise, can we move on please?

Gay news site Queerty (and its endless peanut gallery of commenters), is not pleased with the GoFundMe campaign to raise money for Chi Chi LaRue’s rehab. While Chi Chi posted a video on facebook saying he was checking into Betty Ford, it’s worth noting that a friend started the GoFundMe campaign, not LaRue himself (although he has expressed gratitude for the campaign and reposted it several times on social media since).

Since announced, two notable gay porn stars have expressed consternation towards the campaign, including the always loquacious Diesel Washington and sometimes loquacious Blue Bailey:

I don’t get it. If you can’t afford The Betty Ford center, than pick a lower income rehab before you start crowd funding.

— Blue Bailey (@BlueBaileyxxx) July 24, 2015

This will only enable a person, when they get off track they start a Gofumdme? So now people start Gofundme ACCTS for their rehab costs?

— Terrance Ingraham (@DieselWashXXX) July 23, 2015

Most commenters seem shocked that a person at LaRue’s level of success would only have $20,000 of the $60,000 needed to complete two months of drug and alcohol treatment. I have no idea what’s up with his finances, but a couple of reminders: a. Drugs are expensive! b. Drug addicts aren’t great with money! c. 60 days in rehab means 60 days not working. For what it’s worth, within the first few days of checking in to rehab, before his friend launched the GFM page, Chi Chi asked friends and fans to send mail, not money:

Chi Chi LaRue has been very public about his battle with drug and alcohol addiction, and at one point was considering appearing on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, which aired on VH1 from 2008, until 2011.

To commemorate his 25th year as one of the most outspoken members of the controversial “church”, contemporary artist Daniel Edwards created a work entitled “Shroud of Scientology” featuring the front and back of A-list megastar Tom Cruise naked and sporting a delightfully thick, unuct dick, a hefty set of low-hanging balls, and a deliciously plump bubble butt. The work will be included in “Pop-up Church of Scientology”, an exhibit opening on Aug. 8th at the Corey Allen Contemporary Art gallery in St. Petersburg, Florida.

A Scientology spokesperson was quick to issue a statement saying, “The Church has nothing to do with this publicity stunt, and any claim to the contrary is false.”

In 2006, Edwards grabbed headlines with his anatomically sculpture of Britney Spears on all fours giving birth.

“Shroud of Scientology” image courtesy Corey Contemporary Arts

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Daniel Edwards, the artist behind the “Shroud of Scientology” piece that features a nude Tom Cruise holding a cross, isn’t going for the easy joke with his latest work — despite popular assumption.

“It’s not a send-up,” Edwards says in a conversation with The Hollywood Reporter. “I feel it’s more complicated than that.”

image courtesy Corey Allen Contemporary Arts

By stripping Cruise of his clothes and having him hold a cross, Edwards says, he’s not trying to mock the actor; he’s trying to depict the obscure nature of religion. “I don’t feel that the Shroud is something so black and white. I see it as something mysterious, definitely not as something so clear-cut,” says Edwards. “Religion is always mysterious.”

The Cruise piece has so far aroused suspicion across the Internet that it’s really a criticism of Cruise (and Scientology at large), but Edwards insists the work is a genuine tribute to Cruise and his iconic status. “I think there will be a certain population that buys into [the work as tribute],” he says. “Tom Cruise is just fascinating to people.”

Edwards is, after all, a fan. “I do like his movies,” he says. “I mean, he is Tom Cruise.”

As a classically trained sculptor, Edwards’ works take a deadpan approach toward depicting the most overexposed celebrities of our time. His catalog includes a nude bust of Hillary Clinton (2006), a Paris Hilton autopsy sculpture (2007), and perhaps most famously, a sculpture of a naked Britney Spears on all fours, giving birth on a bearskin rug (2006). “I have an affection for ghoulish work,” Edwards told The New York Times in 2005.

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And you thought “Rock out with your cock out” was just an expression.  Lenny Kravitz was playing a gig yesterday when he squat down and his too-tight leather jeans conveniently “split” open, revealing his nicely sized dick to the thousands of concert-goers in the audience of the Stockholm, Sweden gig.

While I’m certainly not complaining about this new trend of male celebrities showing their junk (Lebron James also “accidentally” flashed his peen, Marc Jacobs accidentally flashed “just the tip” on Instagram, Justin Bieber definitely showed the world his ass and maybe his cock, too), I really have to wonder now “accidental” these all are, especially this Lenny Kravitz dick slip.

I mean, what kind of pants just happen to slip open in the front like that and show off a dick so perfectly? And while I get it — rockstars are too cool for underwear — is he wearing a cockring? Why the hell would he be wearing a cockring in the first place unless he knew his cock was gonna be getting some camera time? [Update: some people have been saying it’s some sort of piercing … I’m not sure what kind of piercing this could be, but it appears in the left-most image below].

Kravitz recently turned 51 and he looks absolutely terrific. He penis looks great, too. But I guess my point is, if you want to show the world your cock, just fucking do it. Don’t pretend it was an accident. He posed mostly nude in the following photos, anyway:

Again, don’t get me wrong: I’m not complaining, and I hope that more celebrities decide to follow this trend and “accidentally” show us their cocks (preferably hard, though).

The  term “Porn Star” gets thrown around a lot. All someone has to do is film one scene, and de facto you can start bragging to your friends that you’re officially a “porn star”. The list of legitimate gay porn icons or legends, however, is short: if you were to ask any gay porn fan who belonged on such a list, I would be willing to wager that most would include Ryan Idol 

This week, Idol — aka Marc Anthony Donais — turned 51 years old. Even if your birthday suit is an orange jumpsuit emblazoned with the word “Corrections,” I didn’t want you to think we totally forgot. Unless you are a devotee of vintage gay porn – or are a gay man of “a certain age”, you might only know the name Ryan Idol from some rather tragic headlines of late and forgot that from 1991-1996, he was one of the original gay porn megastars along the likes of Jeff Stryker and Joey Stefano.

Ryan Idol had the hair, the looks, the glutes, and the dick. He made the G-string de rigueur in 1990’s. Despite starring in iconic titles like “Idol Eyes” (1990) and “Idol Country” (1994), Ryan remained a wanton heterosexual. For better (or more likely for worse), our birthday boy could arguably considered the Godfather of Gay For Pay as we know it today. Sadly, in reality and hindsight, even that proved to be one of his lesser crimes.

In 1996, Idol was in “Idol in the Sky” and two years later, he literally fell from the sky when he jumped out of his NYC apartment window because, “The drugs and alcohol took over.” Five years later, apparently God took over and told him to resurrect his porn career – but alas, there was no actual second coming. Five years after that, he got entangled in a fraud scandal with the homophobic mayor of Birmingham, Alabama Larry Langford. Then, things literally went into the crapper.

In September of 2009, according to Ryan’s ex-girlfriend, she allegedly broke up with him because our wanton heterosexual was bisexual and moved out of their West Sacramento condo. Apparently, the Idol didn’t take rejection well, went to her new place and purportedly said, “I came over here to kill you.” Ryan said he thought she had a knife and claimed his response was in self-defense. That response was trying to bash her head in with the lid of a toilet tank. He was charged with attempted murder. Two years later, a judge said, “no” to a new trial and, “yes” to a twelve year sentence.

Since it’s too late to bake him a cake with a file in it, if you can’t wait nine more years for his release, you can console yourself by checking out these three Ryan Idol vintage classics playing on NakedSword:

A Trifecta of Titles from When Ryan Was Still an Idol:
The Road Home from Hot House
The Best of All II from Huge Video
Score 10 from Matt Sterling